Let's trick the masses, let's fool them.
Let's make up stuff with lies and let's use deceptions like putting crap in brown paper bags and passing them out to the unsuspecting.
Let's mask the real issues and put a frozen funky Alaskan thong on the war in Iraq and the TROUBLED ECONOMY.
They'll applaud anything we tell them anyway.
And in the mad frenzy and ecstatic delirium to please their party, even if it's for the wrong reason, we would have created the right illusion so that they will forget the real issues that are affecting the nation and the problems facing the planet. And they will never really know what hit them until the morning after November 4th. Four more years of hell.
Mission accomplished.
General Marshall
From the book, Panty Politics.
